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i started with some simple find and replace.
changing spaces to h
then i did some formatting by changing letters to numbers, tabs, paragraphs.
after it was sufficiently broken down (at no. 17)
i decided to see what bill gates could do to make sense of it.
i laughed out loud at the ridiculous suggestions this stupid staple gave me like,
“Fragment.  If the marked words are an incomplete thought, consider developing this thought into a complete sentence by adding a subject or a verb or combining this text with another sentence.  Instead of “meteors the entire night.”  Consider “we watched meteors the entire night.”
the technology can not understand that it is nonsense because who would ever use a program to make nonsense?  to deconstruct.  to not produce.
so i changed and autocorrected everything bill told me to, seeing what he can construct.
the technology isn’t quite there yet but i am sure in a couple years i will be able to feed in no. 17 and get a perfect essay.  probably win the pulitzer.  (fragment, consider…)
no. 18 is what i got after receiving the message “spelling and grammar check complete.”
i decided to help our buddy the staple out and change the weird formatting and numbers to letters.
finally i rechecked the whole document and removed anything bill didn’t have any suggestions for except ‘ignore’.  i also removed all orphaned letters with find and replace